tutaadult.blogg.se - Flammenwerfer it werfs flammen

The way everything smells before it's going to rain.ġ0 seems like a good number to stop at.

"Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle!"

Finding a book so good I stay up until 5AM reading even though I have to work at 8.

Hand written letters with little doodles.

It's important enough it needs to be said three times. I think because of the list-liking I'm going to spend my first not-introductory (woo hyphens!) on a list.

Sometimes my head feels as jumbled as our living room does, which I think is why I like lists. They're in my head, along with grocery store lists and useless facts and knitting patterns one day I'll get around to. I have really fabulous ideas for blog posts, I swear. This is the start of something, don't you agree? I sheepishly answer the door and say, "I had a situation. Defeated, I put my room back together, close the door and collapse on the couch with a freshened drink in hand in time for my friend to show up. I think my bed must be over a Hell Mouth from whence this creature has come from and from whence it returned. There was many cries of "There is not enough whiskey in this whiskey!" to "Where is my flammenwerfer?! It werfs flammen!" "To I think it was the spider that played Shelob in Lord of the Rings. I spend the next hour literally ripping my entire room apart looking for that bastard, while drinking whiskey. The nightmarish terror LEAPS off my pillow and falls in the crack between my bed and wall. So I decide to shake it off onto the floor and stamp on it. I DON'T WANT TO SMASH A SPIDER INTO MY PILLOW. I sort of dance around, trying to decide how to kill this new beast of hell. IT WAS BIG ENOUGH THAT I HEARD IT LAND ON MY PILLOW.Ĭue epic hysterics and cries of KILL IT WITH FIIIIRE. THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SPIDER CROUCHING ON MY PILLOW.

But a nagging worry tugged at the back of my mind and I thought to myself, Self, you should make sure that's really a really real moth juuuust in case. Moths, you see, don't bother me so I went back to Facebook. "Wow, that's a big moth," I think to myself. I look up and see a black splotch on my pillow. Then I hear a distinct THUD! in the vicinity of my bed. I was waiting on a friend to come over so we could proceed to get drunk.like any cool person does on a Wednesday night. So last night, I was chilling in my room on my laptop derping around on the internet like any cool person does on a Wednesday night.